About Me...tailored for the English StackExchange in particular:

• I have been a grammar nerd since fifth grade.
• I am a native English speaker.
• I love reading and writing (analysis, poetry, stories).
• Sentence diagramming needs to come back! It's fantastic!

About Me...tailored for StackOverflow in particular:

• Perl is awesome.
• VBA for Excel is awesome in a different way.
• C++ was awesome when I used it.
• When I eventually get good at Java, I'm sure that will be awesome too.