I was talking to a "woman" (because "on the Internet, no one knows you're a dog") on a social media platform. We exchanged Kik usernames and continued to talk about random stuff.
After she said that I should come over some time, I told her that I was across the country. She told me not to worry because she'll give me travel expenses and a $200 weekly allowance so that I can go to see her.
I instantly got suspicious and was wondering, what's she trying to pull?